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Okay Dad. Really, this is getting weird. What kind of machine did you make to turn my clothes into…well into this? I know you want me to be daddy’s little girl and everything, but how does 50’s America fit into your evil plans? No, I take that back. This floral print is evil. Possible the most evil thing you’ve ever done.

But seriously, I was meeting Johnny tonight, so let’s hear what the back story is this time so we can get on with things and I can go out. I really don’t have time for your evil schemes today.